A morning can be made better by doing some simple things like having a piping hot cup of tea/coffee to really start those gears, go through the newspaper or social media feed (whichever you prefer), and of course, interacting some happy thoughts.
In most of the cases, your morning will play a key role in deciding how the rest of the day is going to pan out. Among the dozen things you can do or see to start on the right foot, very few activities are as satisfying as going through funny good morning quotes.
No matter how cheesy it might sound, every morning is like a gift; a charming celebration of all the chances life has to offer. With a positive mind and strong approach, you are ready to take on almost anything life throws your way. You can stay productive and light on your feet without burning yourself out.
Putting your mind in a motivated state can have revolutionary changes in your life, but it starts with how the morning goes. And as many know it, laughter is the best medicine.
You don’t need your daily dose of laughs when you’re feeling gloomy; you can do with an extra helping when you’ve just woken up so you can start your day on a cheerful note.
Not all of us liking waking up to the sound of birds chirping outside (or in many cases, the incessant honking of transport driving through the roads).
On days when you just can’t stop hitting the snooze button on your alarm calls for powerful reinforcement. In this case, some super funny good morning quotes that remind us that life isn’t always a bed of roses, but at least we can have fun during it.
Garb your favorite beverage and take a look at these witty and funny good morning quotes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
Funny Good Mornings Quotes
It’s safe to say we’ve all been through the days where we make a small prayer while hitting the hay at night so morning comes a bit later than usual.
Of course, it doesn’t work like that, but that doesn’t stop us from feeling salty about it. These quotes perfectly highlight how over-glorified the concept of a “good” morning is and we honestly can’t stop laughing at how relatable they are!
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook.
“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” – Rachel Caine
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis
“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” – Catherynne Valent
“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.” – Anonymous.
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” – J.R.R Tolkein
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punit Ghadge
“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” – Gehena Toss
“It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.” – Konrad Lorenz
“Good morning, this is God. I will be handling all of your problems today. I will not need your help, so have a miraculous day.” – Wayne Dyer
“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.” – Jean Kerr
“Good morning, and a special welcome to those of you who are new to the field of quantum solar energy conversion.” – Mary Archer
“I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.” – Sam Goldwyn
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.” – Nanea Hoffman
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” – Marlo Thomas
“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” – Jarod Kintz
“The lawyer’s first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.” – Edward Packard Jr
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” – James Marsden
“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” – Job Might
“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.” – H.G. Wells
“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.” – Timur Vermes
“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning!’” – Fulton J. Sheen
“I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know. Who knows.” – Oscar Nunez
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” – James Lileks
“In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.” – Leslie Connor
Funny Good Morning Quotes to Motivate
Regardless of how much you hate morning and would rather smash your alarm clock with a sledgehammer, you know that you have to get up. We all come to this earth with a purpose and you have to find yours, no matter how boring it seems right now.
There are times when we believe we are destined for greatness, but life would be better had the morning come a little later, right?
For the ones who just can’t seem to get their heads in the game no matter how hard they try, read these:
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin.
“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good Morning’ at total strangers.” – Maya Angelou
“Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.” – Harvey Mackay
“Do you wake up in the morning and say to yourself, ‘ I think I won’t think today’? It’s too late: you’re already thinking!” – Byron Katie
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.” – Bob Dylan
“If you get up in the morning and think the future is going to be better, it is a bright day. Otherwise, it is not.” – Elon Musk
“Good Morning Sunshine; thank you for filtering / stringently through my dingily dilapidate window / embedding optimistic rays of hope in my life.” – Nikhil Parekh
“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.” – Marty Rubin
“There is nowhere morning does not go.” – Leah Hager Cohen
“Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.” – Kahil Gibran
“A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.” – Emily Bronte
“Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.” – Medeia Sharif
“Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time.” – Anonymous
We hope these funny good morning quotes and made your start of the day even a bit better.
Remember, you can only laugh at jokes when you don’t have some impending tasks weighing you down. So, get up and get going. But you can always slow down and have a good laugh!